1956 Lincoln Premiere 2-Door Convertible
I tried crack once now I’m a girl
i smoked a cigarette once. now im a boy.
i drank caffeinated energy drinks once now I’m a communist
my account got deleted once and now I’m a fuckboy
I went to church once, now I’m a racist homophobe with no motivation in life other than to tear people down to make my beliefs seem taller and more purposeful.
I mean, I wasn’t going to say anything but we’ve all been meaning to talk to you about that.
My girlfriend brought me a bunch of roses for our anniversary.
She thought there was some horrible irony in bringing me pictures of other attractive ladies (and guns n roses vocalists), I reckon it was metal as hell bringing me other the heads of other women like trophies.
Top tier GF.